Especially for Australian vets... a workshop in November 2015 in New South Wales (download pdf here) to help you earn more money from your clients who have been stupid enough to have bought a Bulldog or other brachy breed in need of surgery (i.e. loads of 'em).
Here's the schedule:
Cost? $2400 Australian Dollars. But don't worry.
Big business Bulldogs. The pups sell for between £1000 - £2500, sometimes more. They are terrifyingly expensive to insure because they are at such a high risk of health problems. Vets make a small fortune out of them - and as we can see, those who teach vets do all right, too.
It helps promote a conspiracy of silence.
Stuck in the middle of it all, meanwhile, is the poor lumbering, gasping, short-lived dog.
Here's one that was made earlier - currently being used by the Kennel Club to - ta-daaa - promote responsible breeding.
Check it out on Facebook here.